Author Archives: roadkillwithbill

About roadkillwithbill

This blog has nothing to do with dead animals. Exposing the wrongs of this world one Paula Deen recipe at a time.

Dear Goodreads, Finally You Did Something Right!

Yo, Goodreads, I read about your policy changes, and I wanted to let you know that I am in full support. I know that comes as a relief to you because who doesn’t want Bill on their side? Everyone. I … Continue reading

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What’s Wrong With America

Dear friends, I went for a walk last night. Well, not so much a walk as a trip to the mall to buy Dippin’ Dots. They’re the ice cream of the future, you see. But as I was enjoying those … Continue reading

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Look At Me!

It’s a guest post. Because I am awesome. I am a good guest and almost never pee on the towels. Invite me over if you can cook. Or come and read me here:

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